Tuesday, August 19, 2008

first time

we usually don't appreciate it, but there is always a first time to everything.

just now, I NEARLY fell into the toilet bowl for the first time.









guys bring up the seat for small business convienience, so sometimes the seat is up.
I have been always careful enough to put the seat down, but today I was careless, and I did something new, which, girls would never go thru.

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3 comments:

Joshua said...

When I was very, very young, I sat in the toilet bowl and played around. I liked water, you see.

Tats! said...

you mean water as in the stationary one inside the TOILET BOWL or the rather kinetic one which is coming out FROM YOU?

evidently, now that i think about it, we play with BOTH when we piss. we just don't know it...

Joshua said...

I played in the city water that filled the bowl, not the city water that filled me that filled the bowl. Mom said she cleaned the toilet before she let me play in it. :P Of course, the city water did recirculate back into a water purifying facility that then pumped it back into my toilet (and myself), so I see what you're saying. However, if the facility did its job properly, there should have been very little of me (and my neighbors) left in it. We have a well at this house, so that makes things even more exciting. :P

"If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."

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