Friday, August 22, 2008

clog 2

the pipe clogged itself again. Bloody hell...

so i wielded my squelch-squelch, and pumped on the sink but no effect...

so I was like, fuck it, lets shove sticks up this pipe and see what happens (see this is how horrible things happen, when people think very shallow out of irritation)

so i got some unused mop-stick and shoved it down the hole in the floor, and i felt the pipe go, and the stick fell in.

so i was like, ah fuck it lets wash dishes first and try and forget about the stick for now. the plumber'll take care of it.

when i finished washing dishes, i was looking at the hole blankly waiting for it to splurt out kitchin waste (it does that when it clogs and i do dishwashing)...

the mop-stick came out gradually like a submarine telescope. It was the funniest shit i've seen all holiday.

830

4 comments:

alien_child said...

Okay. Fine. I admit it. I caved. I got a new blog.

:D

Joshua said...

the mop-stick came out gradually like a submarine telescope

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(It's called a periscope, by the way.)

Tats! said...

>>Alien_Child
its like smoking. you can try to quit, and fail, or succeed until you die.
what am i saying?

>>Joshua
ohh. periscope... to check the perimeter.
when i saw it, it was just like in those war-movies. with the music and everything.

Joshua said...

"Fire one!" Hahaha.

squander