in japan, you're allowed to buy fireworks in the summer. its sold everywhere, from convinence stores to supermarkets.
there're lots of types of them, but the one i liked were the rockets.
its because they're cheap, and they fly. what i would do is fire them at my friends (no, i don't tie my friend up on a pole or anything. they are allowed to shoot back)
when you get used to it, you start to be able to dodge the rockets, so you would feel like "matrix". its damn cool.
i used to be very good at imitating the matrix bend-back move, but my friends would imitate, and y'know, screw up.
one of them was like, he bent backwards before looking at where the rocket would go, and the rocket shot right into his crotch. ouch.
another one of my friend bent backwards too much, and he was too tall, so the rocket hit the back of his head. ouch.
of course, it was me firing at them, and that was exactly where i wanted to hit them.
(and they wonder why i can do it so well. its because I'm not firing. duh)
good times, good times.
People whom used to blog, now people whom I hope are doing well.
- Alex Kua. almost died and came back to life - like a phoenix.
- Amani. and her D: faces.
- Amelia Chan. still a happy sunshine person
- Amelia Foong.
- Amelia Lak.
- Dexter. supports my evil plans.
- Edword Soo. Hard hands, soft heart.
- Evangeline. She gets medicine jokes!
- Fu Xuan. Lazy bugger.
- Germaine. strangely open. Jason is scared.
- Grace. the ultimate guy-girl friend to her close friends.
- He Hui. Now not so loud anymore.
- Isabelle. Has anyone seen her frown? anyone?
- Jason C. his words are overflows of his thoughts, more then emotions.
- Jessica. her stuff goes for vacation.
- Kenny. Specialises in handling balls. I know his real name.
- Lili. Who has a door now.
- Mr.Lawrence. can lose weight very well.
- Paik Hwa. And Her Alter Ego.
- Pia. who needs a new (nice) nickname
- Shannon. Theorised that Atlantic is actually floating in air.
- Suet wei. Now officially a Lawyer.
- my Japanese Blog about health and stuff
- my Japanese blog about life
- Tatsuki's study blog
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...crotchshots? Ouch.
You know, once Dexter and Eugene were trying to explain how much a kick or whatever to that...region of the male body hurts. But try as they might, they couldn't convey the MAGNITUDE of the pain to me. Or Angie, who was with us at the time.
Just something I remembered. :D
>>Alien child
its sort of... like, getting someone rearrange your internal organs in your lower abdomen. its more of a internal pain thing.
but the rockets don't hurt. they're light, for one thing, although very fast-moving. as long as it dosen't explode near you.
i tell u what pia.
the pain is like someone taking a piledriver and jamming it somewhere around the bladder.
u wanna try?
>>notme.
we'll have to start by attaching testicles on pia first. i won't give mine. any volunteers?
That's nice, Tatsuki. And so very charming. And not demeaning at all.
*drip goes the sarcasm*
Ugh, you guys make me sick sometimes. Seriously.
>>Alien child
i do admit its very un-charming to say anything related to testicles' little voyage to somewhere he (no, they) are not supposed to venture,
but how is it demeaning?
oh the comments about testosterone and lower groin pain~
i prefer the small ones that spins, or the little ones that u're supposed to fling it up high so it crackles nicely in d air.
dun really like the rockets cos my cousins always threaten to point them at me. )=
can't wait for CNY!
>>Miss. Mardigras
yes... I really don't mind talking about it, but for some reason people tend to shrink back when i talk about it. Its a natural thing!
you do know the difference between testicles and testosterone right?
>>zhesickcar
my exam is bang on CNY. im not chinese so its okay for me, but i feel sorry for all my chinese friends...
I like firecrackers. the more explosive and dangerous it is, the better.
oh yes i do know.
that's why i added lower groin pain.
i assume it wouldn't only hurt the testicles but hey i wouldn't know.
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