say something funny

i saw god the other day.

it was (i don't know if its a he or a she, or WHAT) judging people.

what it'd do is, it'll say "say something funny" and people would try their best.
some gets to crack it up, and go to heaven, some is not funny at all, and goes right to the bloody hell.

one dude cracked it up.
"yo check this out, here is my life. I studied like hell, made some serious money, got a nice wive, a terrific kid, and just as i was walking towards home, i slipped on a banana peel and i hit my head against the drain! hahaha!"

god loved that guy. he went to heaven.

the next one, said
"well, my life was kind of shit right through it.... um.... i sort of hanged myself. can i redo it? i think i would do better this time."

god seemed bored as hell, and it actually angered it because it was darn pointless and shit. he went to hell after he was beaten to death... no well, technically, till he was kind of limp, by god's personal bodyguards (black-suited people. they kind of knew kung-fu)

the next one, was a woman. she was kind of scared to go to hell, but was also brave.
"who are you to judge? I lived my life to fullest, to the extent that im tired of it. you can put me where ever you like!"

god said "i am freaking god. you tired of life? good. because you can do it again."

and it smiled.



oh god, i thought. poor thing.

i mean, its kind of difficult to say something funny when someone tells you to say something funny.

so i've got to be pretty DAMN funny with my life, i thought.

and i woke up.