one way ticket to hell and back

i have to try it when it comes into my mind.

last night i decided to get totally-fucking-wasted, to see how it was like, again.
it was since when i was 13 or something, when i wanted to impress people by downing like 3 cups of japanese liquor down like its water.
i think i ran around wild, than hung limp on a staircase, and puked on my mother's new cloths.
had like a 3-day hangover and decided never to intoxicate again.

but people forget,

so i downed this bottle of absolute vodca i've bought at the airport some while ago,
and ate some salt and pepper from the kitchin. (you need something salty, with alcohol. right?)

and i remembered how it was like, alcohol dosen't really affect your mind-
only with your motor system, like a kick in the jaw.
my mind was all sober, but my body is jittering and all, acting on its own, kind of.
my feet would automatically opt to curl inward, so i'd be falling over on each step.

it was raining like hell, so i decided to change into my swimsuit, and go outside.
the rain felt like needles on my skin, but the good kind, like acupuncture which is meant to be good for health.
i live very close to a swimming-pool, so naturally i went for a swim.

i swim better than i walk, when i'm drunk.
i cannot steer well, though, i keep smacking into walls. i manage to stay afloat, though.
all that with the grand orchestra of raindrops- it was something out of the world.

after that, i came home, my blood going 40proof from the excercise,
i think i've tripped about 5 trillion times on the grass and 3 thousand times near the drain.
went into shower-room, and passed out.

next thing i know i was lying quite dry in my showerroom,
dry gunk (probably drain material) on my feet, sleeping on my vomit and,
sorry for being very graphic- piss.

but this time im getting better faster than last time- no 3-day hangover,
only one-night hell.



thinking back it was kind of eccentric and stupid, but its okay, i need to make mistakes to realise that it is one.
i don't think im going to get really drunk for a while- at least not for about a decade.

also, thinking back, alcohol DOES affect your mind- everyone knows swimming while drunk can be fatal.
silly me. but as long as i'm alive i can turn it into just a funny story.


...and this is how i missed unit4 economics mock exam. i kind of just woke up.