Monday, December 29, 2008

29

played badminton for the first time in like 10 years.

i was a lot better than my friend who did it for 3 years. i feel sorry for that guy.

my sprained toe became worse (its kind of swollen and blue now) so it compensates for the guilt.

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my father is coming from japan today evening.
i have nothing to say really.

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Someone pressed the house door-bell,
so i opened the door.

the moment i opened the door, the YMCA song blasted out from a large stereo, which a man clad in a black suit had in his... shoulders.
furthermore, about 5 very muscular (I am talking GOLD'S GYM musccular) men, black and white and asian, trotted towards the door. all wearing skimpy tank-tops and short shorts.

at this point i was mortified, and also really entertained at the same time.

and the 5 muscular dudes started dancing the YMCA dance, in a straight line, in tight unison.

and the man in black started talking over his loud YMCA song.

HELLO! i am from fantastic-synthetics! (youngman, there's no need to feel down i said-)

I came to offer you this deodourant (YOUNG MAN!)

Its only RM4.45, and now its buy one free one (Y-M-CA!)



i felt dizzy.


i don't remember what else he said, I was sort of perplexed. i just stood there.

the song finished at some point, and all of the 5 men, took out this... deodourant and started spraying each other.


I closed the door, bolted it, and chained it shut.


the song started again. I looked thru the hole in the door.

they started dancing again. now, the man in black was in the middle, and he was breakdancing.





i was thankful, when i woke up.

3 comments:

miss-mardigras said...

the fact that you dream about men like this is morbidly disturbing.
though the concept is very hilarious.
you ought to be in advertising xD

sweister said...

you have interesting dreams Tats. nyahahahahahhahaha.

Tats! said...

>>Miss-Mardigras
hey. its the first time... most of the times i dream about... about... (i have posted numerous dream posts on this blog, but i remember none of them)

advertising huh...? maybe i should share those interesting ones with my patients. before having to tell them that they have cancer.

>>Swei
yeah, i do. i like dreaming, even though they may be nightmeres.

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