Tuesday, October 28, 2008

plus minus

my piss smells like cendol. i wonder why.






i was having a very brief and unfinished conversation with J.Chow today, about optimism and pessimism.

i think i am a resultant-optimist. Meaning, i would be quite pessimistic when i am in process of doing something, that I am always pleased with my results. this makes me optimistic about the result of things.

it is like, i never expect to receive thanks for my good-doings, so when i do receive the thanks, i feel pretty good.
I never expect life to be so easy, so i find life pretty reasonable all the time.


(...this post is going to be one of those posts which doesn't make any sense)


people could be totally optimist, totally pessimist, resultant pessimist, or resultant optimist.

a totally optimistic person would be someone who would do something with high hope and finally feels jubilant about his/her achievements. this kind of people would be either very successful and able, or just plain stupid.

a totally pessimistic person would be someone who would do something without hope and lament over the result. this guy wouldn't even attempt, from the start.
this is bad. people becomes like this when they do drugs.

a resultant pessimist is a person who would feel very hopeful at the course of events, and get disappointed when it comes to the results. this is pretty sad.



what i am trying to say is that, being a resultant-optimist, (or should i say, in-course pessimist) It makes me a more stable person than a total pessimist or a resultant pessimist.

self-justification ftw.

see I'm pleased with myself now.



my cendol piss must be the result of me eating too much choki-choki's. most probably melamine-loaded.


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

When i next see someone eating choki-choki, i won't just see choki-choki being eaten. I will also think "omg cendol piss".

One of my friends said that sperm smells like what was last eaten. You know, fried chicken, pizza, caramel popcorn etc...

Maria Amani said...

Tatsuki-san. Or tatsuki-chan? I'm not sure.

Pia wa baka.
Pia wa usotsuki.
Pia wa...URAGIRI.
Hoho.

Watashi wa tensai.

alien_child said...

Tensai ZETTAI NAI yo, amani-chan -____-

kuso gaki.

Tats! said...

>>lili
maybe it's just me.
but the semen thing is kind of true. especially if you take traditional medicine the effect is very obvious.

>>Amani
hito wo homeru kotoba wo konndo oshiete agerune.

>>pia
tabunn sono mittsu no kotobaga kanojyo no shitteru kazusukunai keiyousi nanndayo.

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