Friday, October 17, 2008

choice

we have a lot of choices in our life.

"important" things like your university can be skipped, because its all obvious.

but in everyday life, we have so many choices.

right now i am typing in my computer, but I have many other things I can possibly do.
I can start reading something,
or take my mouse apart,
or run around the house naked,
or go for a swim,
or dig a hole and jump in for kicks,
or place a cup on my head,
or take a long shower,
or plug my usb drive onto my nose,
or stick tacks on my forehead,
or take a walk,
or set fire to something,
or try to look at your my without looking at a mirror,
or attempt to false-impregnate myself,
or sleep on a dictionary,
or clip my nails,
or play with my stopwatch,
or tap the wall,
or have a chat with my table,
or write a poem,
or poke my eye out with a pencil,
or do my homework,
or strangle myself with a modem cable,
or smile at myself,
or listen to music,
or draw smiles on my arm,
or make imaginary friends,
or look at the world through a toilet roll,
or chew gums,
or scratch myself against a thorny wall,
or drink vodca,
or pull out every grass around the house,
or count the number of ants in my house,
or look at the lightbulb till i get blind,
or place a thumb on the middle of the fan,
or try and hit my head against the ceiling
or....



i think ill do my homework now. i chose that randomly. the adjacent ones look pretty difficult, so its my lucky day.

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3 comments:

Joshua said...

or run around the house naked
Yeahp. Not to be naked, though...usually. It's more a matter of priority: I feel like getting something to eat first, then put my cloths on--you know, when I have leisure.

or dig a hole and jump in for kicks
Amen, brother. I've did that many, many times.

or try and hit my head against the ceiling
I've did that a couple times, jumping.

Tats! said...

ah priorities. what humans like to not admit.

people don't realize those activities are really, really fun. its one of those things that we should teach our children.

"son, go dig a hole and jump in it."

or just show it to them. they might just bury me though

Joshua said...

Ah. Burying people. That's my favorite activity at the beach.

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