my friend was late for an exceptionally strict lecturer's lecture.
"you there. the patient is dead. why are you late?"
"I was late because i was watching an old lady drown."
I think someone's been screwing with my brian.
People whom used to blog, now people whom I hope are doing well.
- Alex Kua. almost died and came back to life - like a phoenix.
- Amani. and her D: faces.
- Amelia Chan. still a happy sunshine person
- Amelia Foong.
- Amelia Lak.
- Dexter. supports my evil plans.
- Edword Soo. Hard hands, soft heart.
- Evangeline. She gets medicine jokes!
- Fu Xuan. Lazy bugger.
- Germaine. strangely open. Jason is scared.
- Grace. the ultimate guy-girl friend to her close friends.
- He Hui. Now not so loud anymore.
- Isabelle. Has anyone seen her frown? anyone?
- Jason C. his words are overflows of his thoughts, more then emotions.
- Jessica. her stuff goes for vacation.
- Kenny. Specialises in handling balls. I know his real name.
- Lili. Who has a door now.
- Mr.Lawrence. can lose weight very well.
- Paik Hwa. And Her Alter Ego.
- Pia. who needs a new (nice) nickname
- Shannon. Theorised that Atlantic is actually floating in air.
- Suet wei. Now officially a Lawyer.
- my Japanese Blog about health and stuff
- my Japanese blog about life
- Tatsuki's study blog
Sunday, May 17, 2009
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Hey! We learn in law that you have no duty to save someone drowning.
So effectively, your friend could stand and watch the old woman die and it'd be PERFECTLY legal...unless it was his grandmother or something
Whoever came up with Law like that ought to be drowned.
AND WE CAN WATCH HIM/HER.
=(
How incredibly mean of us.
Or your friend Tatsuki.
SHAME.
Do you have Neverwhere? :D
hahah,
dex,
only if it was his child. not even a grandmother-relationship ir provided by statutes.
since when did you date a Brian, Tatsuki? :P
Not actually. There is the law about duty of care, under RvLowe, or it was it doughty? But anyway you have a duty of care towards your family, so you can impose a duty of care
>>Dex
oh. the world was yet to be illogical than.
>>Miss-M
you'd be prosecuted, if you help the grandma and do CPR on her, and she died. and you'd pay like fuck-loads of money...
i think its the person who came up with that one that's supposed to be drowned. and stoned.
yes i do. but will you come to KLCC to collect it from me?
>>Amelia
oops... not brian, my BRAIN.
i thought "gosh Amelia what the fuck, are you on crack!?" but i guess it was me who was on crack.
(no. it's pia.)
>>Dex
so we have to save our own grandma. unless she's dead, and nobody was looking...
tats this is completely random but i came across this and it reminded me of you!
from a poster of Ninja Tips for Healthy Living:
- exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head.
- laughter is medicine. ninjas practice the art of inappropriate laughter. laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the ninja’s strength.
- ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. life is random. ninjas embrace this fact of life.
- samurais are the source of much stress for ninjas. they think they’re soooooo cool with their armor and swords and those awesome helmets. it’s in a ninja’s best interest not to think about such things.
- when eating the still beating heart of an enemy, ninjas eat it all. there are starving ninjas in africa who dont have any hearts to eat.
- fiber in your diet is important. ninjas eat the shirt off a complete stranger’s back at least once a week.
- killing the wrong person happens. ninjas know this. that’s why it’s useless to live in the past.
I AM NOT ON CRACK, YOU NINJA.
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